Mrs Hadley has asked me to inform you that . . . that your services at the Hadley household will no longer be required.
The stages of a relationship can be defined by farting.
Love and Other Disasters
Question: What’s something that people do in traffic that really bothers you?
My answer: when somebody doesn't use the indicator.
Question: What’s something you intended to do today, but didn’t? Why not?
My answer: My life is absolutely simple now, I wake up, go to work, work, go home, sit in front of my computer, sleep and so on. I did all of them today.
Question: What’s something your parents used to say to you as a child that you promised yourself you’d never say—but now you catch yourself saying all the time?
I really hated when my parents said to me: You are not allowed to stand up from the table until you eat all your food. So I never said the same to my children.
But I do something that my father used to do and the crazy thing is i used to hate my father doing this. When I am angry about something or at somebody, I can't discuss this problem with that person. I need to be quiet for a long time (not just hours but days or weeks!) and I can stop every kind of communication with this person. And if this person forces me to talk about the problem it only makes me worse. The best thing to do is to just leave me alone and let me get over it in my own time... and I will.
Question: What’s one of your nicknames? What do you prefer to be called?
My answer: I had some nicknames, for example: