What do you call the useless flap of skin attached to a penis?
A man.

Monty Python

I thought I should check to see if you’re aware of this before trying to see if it’s perhaps something that could be sorted relatively easily.
client

Our resourcing team have reviewed your CV and unfortunately your areas of expertise are not suitable for this particular position. However, there may be other roles within the organisation for which your experience would be considered. Our recruitment team will contact you should this be the case, but please continue to visit our website to see our latest vacancies. 

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

I hang-glide; 
you hang-glide; 
he/she hang-glides; 
we hang-glid; 
you hang-glidded; 
they hang-gliddededed.
:)

Eddie Izzard

• Everything okay?
  
• No, it's not. I've seen things. Lady things.
  
• Listen to me. That is not the way they usually look.
  
• Doesn't matter. This is no way to make new humans. People coming out of people. It's some kind of dirty magic show.
  

The Big Bang Theory S07E10

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